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Clean pools with
that certain something.

Concierge care begins with a simple belief: your pool should never ask for your attention. It should simply be ready. Every offering below is built around that promise, from a single introductory visit to full curation of the water and everything that holds it.

Introductory · One Visit

The Invitation

$145 One visit, no obligation

Most services ask you to commit before you have seen their work. We would rather earn the relationship. The Invitation is a single, intensive curation of your pool, performed by both founders, designed to show you exactly what our standard looks like in your own garden.

The visit unfolds in a quiet sequence. We begin with a complete analysis of your water, testing pH, alkalinity, calcium hardness, sanitizer, and stabilizer to the decimal. We then detail the pool itself: the surface skimmed, the floor vacuumed, the waterline worked by hand until it disappears into the tile. Before we leave, we walk the results with you, present a written condition report, and answer anything you care to ask.

If you choose to continue into a monthly ritual, wonderful. If not, you keep the report, the readings, and a pool at its best. Either way, you will know precisely who we are and how we work.

  • One intensive curation visit, both founders present
  • Complete five-point water chemistry analysis
  • Waterline, surface, and floor detailing
  • Written condition report, yours to keep
Reserve The Invitation

The Weekly Ritual

The Essential

$595 Per month

The Essential is the standing ritual: the same two founders, the same day, the same hour, every week of the year. It exists for homeowners who want their water held permanently at its best without ever thinking about it again.

Picture a typical Tuesday. We arrive at the agreed hour and let ourselves in by the protocol we set together. The surface is skimmed, the floor vacuumed, the baskets cleared, the waterline detailed. Ben draws a sample and balances the chemistry against last week's readings, correcting drift before it can ever become color or cloud. The gate is secured behind us, and a quiet note reaches you with the numbers and a photograph of the finished water.

Rain or shine, in season and out, the ritual holds. Should a visit ever fall on a holiday you are hosting, we simply come the day before. The pool is always ready first.

  • Weekly curated visit at your standing hour
  • Precision chemical balancing, logged and trended
  • Surface skim, floor vacuum, and basket care
  • Hand-detailed waterline every visit
  • A written report with readings and photograph
Begin The Essential

Full Curation

Most Requested

The Signature

$895 Per month

The Signature extends the weekly ritual to everything the water touches. Where The Essential curates what is in the pool, The Signature curates the pool itself: the stone at its edge, the equipment that moves it, and the response when New Orleans weather has other plans.

Wyatt stewards the physical asset on a standing schedule. Scuppers and coping are conserved by hand, mineral scale lifted before it can set into historic tile. Filters are cleaned and rotated, pumps and heaters inspected, small wear caught seasons before it becomes a repair bill. After any named storm or severe weather, we are on your property within twenty-four hours, clearing debris and rebalancing the water before you have had to think about it.

Signature members also hold a direct line to both founders. One text, answered personally, whether you are across town or across an ocean.

  • Everything in The Essential, every week
  • Scupper & coping conservation by hand
  • Filter & equipment stewardship on schedule
  • Storm response within twenty-four hours
  • A direct personal line to both founders
Reserve The Signature

At a Glance

Three offerings, side by side.

Included The Invitation $145 · one visit The Essential $595 / month The Signature $895 / month
Water chemistry analysis Included Included, weekly Included, weekly
Skim, vacuum & waterline detail Included Included, weekly Included, weekly
Written report with photograph Included Included, weekly Included, weekly
Standing weekly visits One visit Included Included
Scupper & coping conservation · · Included
Filter & equipment stewardship · · Included
Storm response within 24 hours · · Included
Direct line to the founders · · Included

Every offering includes chemicals, testing, and reporting. Founding rates are held for the life of the membership, and you may move between tiers with a month's notice.

Questions

Asked quietly, answered plainly.

The questions our first clients asked before inviting us through the gate. If yours is not here, a founder will answer it personally.

Ask Us Directly

Ben and Wyatt, and no one else. We do not employ crews, subcontractors, or seasonal help. The two people you meet at your consultation are the two people who will service your pool for as long as we have the honor. Both of us are fully insured and background-checked, and we are happy to provide documentation of each before we begin.

Discretion is written into our service agreement, not merely promised. We never publish addresses, never photograph anything beyond the pool itself without written permission, and never discuss one household with another. Gate codes and entry instructions are stored securely and known only to the two of us. If your house manager prefers to admit us personally, we will arrange the visit around their schedule.

Not at all, and most of our clients are not. During the consultation we agree on an entry protocol that suits your household, whether that is a gate code, a key with your house manager, or a standing arrangement with staff. We arrive at the same hour each week, secure everything behind us, and confirm our departure with a written note, so you always know the visit happened even when you are away.

The ritual continues exactly as if you were home. Many clients tell us the weekly report is most valuable when they are away, since it carries proof, in numbers and a photograph, that the property is being kept. If you would like the pool brought to a particular standard for your return, tell us the date and it will be waiting for you.

New Orleans weather is part of our service plan, not an exception to it. Signature members receive a dedicated storm response: we are on your property within twenty-four hours of severe weather passing, clearing debris, checking equipment, and rebalancing the water. Essential members are folded into the same response as quickly as the roster allows, always before the next scheduled visit. You will never need to call and ask.

Of course. Your calendar leads and ours follows. Hosting on a Saturday? We will curate the pool on Friday so it is at its absolute best when guests arrive. During the holidays we simply agree the adjusted dates in advance. There is no fee for rescheduling and no limit on how often your household's rhythm takes precedence.

Yes, and this is precisely why we measure rather than guess. Properly balanced water is gentle water: comfortable on skin and eyes, safe for the dog who insists on a swim, and ready for grandchildren the moment they visit. Every product we use is professional grade, stored in sealed cases that leave with us, and dosed to the decimal against that day's readings. If anything ever requires a brief waiting period before swimming, your report will say so plainly.

Memberships are month to month, and you may move between The Essential and The Signature, or step away entirely, with a month's notice. We keep clients by the quality of the water, not the fine print. Founding members also keep their original rate for the life of the membership, whichever tier they hold.

Begin Quietly

One visit is all we ask.

Reserve The Invitation, meet the founders, and judge the standard for yourself. The rest is simply a matter of taste.